Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas? Because it's more than a paradise.
Successful Lawyers! Good lawyers know the laws and smart lawyers know the judges
*pulls away from kissing my girlfriend's twin* TWIN: she'll never find out about us ME: thanks dude you're a trustworthy guy
A lady went to the hospital after her husband beat her black and blue... After examining her under the bright lights, the doctor sent the white and gold lady home.
Serious question: If you walked into a store and saw an alien holding a bag of 12 butterflies would you play it cool or leave?
