What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self? A Cellfie
Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
Did you hear about that new jewish barista? Hebrews coffee
What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich? An ambulance.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta away!