Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands I like this joke because it never grows old This joke is off the hook Sorry
Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said.
The next time somebody complains about millennials, maybe remind them which generation linoleumed over all those beautiful hardwood floors.
What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway.