The gingham is holding a grudge because burlap and seersucker didn't invite corduroy to their party. Social fabric is complex.
Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches.
What do you call an unsuccessful Jewish pirate? Les Goldman
Marriage is a workshop.........The husband works & The wife shops
My 13 year old doesn't speak when she picks up the phone. She just listens and hangs up. I think she's going to be a hitman someday.
