A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love but alas, it was in vein.
For people who say ""nothing is impossible"", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled? He made the World Trade Center disappear.