Mission Control: prepare to enter the vacuum of space Dog Astronaut: wait the what now
A psychic dwarf escaped an institution for the criminally insane... It took police weeks to track down the small medium at large.
I don't care if you stop reading after 80 characters. I'm using all 140, even if what I say makes no sense at all. Oh also, your mom's a who
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch""