I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door It said ""Beat it, we're closed.""
Nothing's sadder than the look on my dog's face when I reach under the kitchen table to pet her and she realizes my hand is empty.
My new year's resolution is that donuts have no calories.
If I had a penny for every time you made me feel worthless; I'd be worth something by now.
What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes? Fidel Castro.
