Met a prostitute that will do anything for 100 $ Guess who's writing my take home exam ^^
I just lost my mood ring... I'm not sure what to feel about this.
How'd the stomach know the food went bad It was a a gut feeling
I had a blind date last night At least I think it was a date. The blindfold and duct tape was a bit different.
You know the difference between Sadistic and Masochistic? No one has ever called me a masochistic son of a bitch.