My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
Hillary and Bernie walk into a bar... Hillary says that she shouldn't buy the drinks because she is Hillary. Bernie says that the drinks should be free for everyone. America dies.
The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
When people tell me ""You're gonna regret that in the morning"" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she ban-she !