What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS
My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend keeps saying it says dyslexia
What's long, dark, hard and grotesque but very satisfying to beat? Bloodborne
Q: Why did the suspenders get arrested? A: Because they held up a pair of pants.
If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it.
