Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip
The best way to get a woman to argue with you is to say something
Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each-other.
Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow.
5: Daddy whatcha doin'? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*