[Gets cut off by a Pruis] *Speeds up to cut off Prius then drops a banana peel behind me* *Prius spins out of control* Thug life.
A jumper cable walks into a bar... and the bartender says ""I'll serve you but don't start anything""
Game: ""Would you like to try the tutorial first?"" Me: ""No."" *minutes later* ""How the f*ck do you play this?""
Whenever someone says ""I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart"", all I hear is ""I know where you can buy drugs""
What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? I've never stuffed a BMW up my rectum.