I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!
So then the otaku says... That's no body pillow. That's my wife!
He's very handsome, by which I mean he has some hands. The normal amount of hands. I'm not great at describing people with words.
Submitted ten jokes to a local newspaper that was giving away $100 for the best joke. Despite multiple efforts to win, no pun in ten did.
A barbed wire tattoo is a great way to keep people from breaking into your upper arm.
