Why should we make Gabe Newell president? There won't be any World War 3. \#gaben2k16
What does a Browns fan say to a robber? I hate the steelers.
I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering. I'm going to call it ""Eau de Humanity""
Why Couldn't Bill Gates Get A Girl Friend? Because his penis was Microsoft.
Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes, but they don't have any matches or lighters. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter.