My typo game is string.
At some point, a guy looked at an onion that was clearly purple & called it red. AND WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE LETTING IT HAPPEN.
I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers' day. ""Nothing!"" he said. ""Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why can't we have a Son Day?"" We do mate, it comes after Saturday.
Me: Where were you supposed to poop? 2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you? 2: I'm too busy.
Why can't gay people drive while they're aroused? Because they can't think straight.