I want my funeral to be sad and completely serious. Then right when my coffin starts lowering into the ground the song from Tetris plays.
If a blonde and a brunette were tossed off a building together, who would hit the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Me: What's with the look? Hub: How would you like a full-service massage? Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?
'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'
If your joints pop, snap, and crack when you move your not old... Your just crispy.
