The ex just asked me how can one have a soulmate if one has no soul? Wonder which of us he was referring to?
Him: You drank all that Coke? Me: Well, with my rum.. Him: ... Me: ... Me: How many beers did you have today? Him: Good talk, honey.
I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm... I said,"" I like my logarithms like my women, all natural"".
A couple were french kissing, then the guy looks at the girl and says "" I think I swallowed your gum"" Nah, says the girl, I just have a cold.
I know weathermen get excited about snow, but it's kind of distracting when they jerk off during the forecast.
