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I learned all my flirting from lizards so I just do a bunch of really fast pushups when I see a cute lizard.

I am a massive massive MASSIVE worrier. I can't stress enough.

What do you call a scary unexpected post in reddit? A Dreddit!

Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]

Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.

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