when life gives you lemons, be thankful it didn't give you cancer
A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears.
What do you call a theft by a stumbling person? A lumberjack.
How did the massage therapist lose all of his customers? He rubbed them all the wrong way
I left my girlfriend because she lost an ear It may sound shallow but I take my corn seriously