Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars
How do ducks fly high? They use quack!
I asked my English teacher whether I should pronounce ""either"" as ""ee-ther"" or ""eye-ther"" He said, ""You can say either.""
What are the two problems Donald Trump is currently being treated for ? 1) Electile Dysfunction and 2) Premature Congratulations.
Where do Bees use the bathroom? At the BP station. (thanks grandma)