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Kit of Joy
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Everything men know about women [ ] The Energizer bunny is dead... Someone put the batteries in backwards and he died of sexual exhaustion. How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards
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Baby Soldier: Ma'am. Your husband is MIA. Soldiers wife: *covers crying face with hands* Baby Soldier: Oh great! Now his wife is MIA too. in your head, in your heaaaaaad Harambe, Harambe What do a porn
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When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are It's a ball of gas and fire It can't hear you. Why doesn't Rihanna tell her boyfriend jokes anymore? He always beats her to the punchline. Arguing
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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y ! What's the difference between a good joke And a bad joke the timing Don't worry guys, my wife just turned the car radio down so we shouldn't
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A neutron walks into a bar... and inquires how much a drink costs. The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."" How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only 1, but it takes them
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What does a prostitute ask a man with his mouthful? Come again? I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election. (NEW YEARS) what did
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What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things. [couples therapy] HER: His obsession with Star Wars is tearing us apart ME: *covering my Yoda doll's ears* Hear you he
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Chinese officials are trying to decide whether to spend money on a school or a prison. Finally one of them says: - What are the odds that some of us will go back to high school? Crossword clue: F**k, used
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How to talk to a good girl and bad girl When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?' When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you?' How long does it take to tune a double bass? Nobody knows.
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A chihuahua is just a barking cat. Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet? Red sea. Dolphins for some reason
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Joke that will piss off any feminists how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None that's a man's job. What's one thing that a canoe will do that a Jew won't? tip! Do you want to have a
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What do you say when you friendzone a brony? Friendship is magic. What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels? A heroine addict. What do Jewish pedophiles say? ""Hey kids, want to
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Horse walks into a bar Bartender says: ""Why the long face?""...... Horse responds: ""Because my drinking problem is tearing my family apart."" NSFW What do jesus and girls have in common? The expression
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What was the warlock's favorite cookbook? The Necronomnomnomicon. I told my girlfriend I've known 3 whores in my life. The first one was named mercedes, the second one porsche, your name must be buick!
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GF: ""You're cute when you're drunk"" Me: ""You're cute when I'm drunk too"" what do you call a cheap circumsion A rip off What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room What do you
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She buys me a lot of shitty music these days. ""Reminds me of your old stuff,"" she says. So maybe I get her a gift subscription to Playboy. ""Mommy, mommy, I don't wanna see grandma!"" ""Shut up and keep
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Robin Williams was found dead in his house. The police suspect arson, but I doubtfire. Source: What website do gay guys use for their e-mail? HotMale.com God must have really liked saturn Sex is like Indian
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ME: I need you to look at my balls, doc *removes pants* DR: Ok what seems to be the problem? ME: *swivels hips sensually* Nuthin What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ? The Sirens of the Rams. I hate
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What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water? ""I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"" Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians. I was going to tell a time travel joke...
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My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. Personally, I can't see the point. Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal. Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had
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