I find that the best insider jokes are those with reality itself. You know - something happens "on the outside" that totally cracks you up but you wouldn't physically be able to explain it to anyone for they would have to have lived your exact life to understand the joke, the significance, the meaning, the punch line.

Wait, wut?

Nop? Never experienced that? Ahh, so sad. I feel for you. There, there. Hot chocolate?

Should have started with trigger warnings. Happens every time!

THIS IS NOT A SAFE SPACE. If statements like - Space-time continuum is overrated - make you nauseous, defensive, confused, disoriented, like the whole reality disintegrates into shiny molecules and almost as if reality steps away from you or you're kind of diving out of it and at the same time your have never felt more in touch and one with it ever before and you suddenly feel exposed and like you're being observed - congratulations, you're doing everything right, carry on! ^^

This way, please! What was that? Oh, nothing! An age-old trick, mere musings, really. So? Where do you want to go today? Who do you want to be? I can offer you to start off with some classical destinations, maybe? Cleopatra, Joan of Arc.. no, wait, those are going to be slightly traumatizing for a beginner.. you know, the endings.. eeeesh.. Are you dreadfully afraid of snakes? Being burnt on a stake? Ah, yes, well, something with a bit less spectacle then, to warm you up, eh?

Any specific wishes as for a timeframe? Or maybe you feel like doing some specific work, make some achievements and advancements for the betterment of our social memory complex? Future? Yes, sure, absolutely! We do no limit anyone here. ^^
Go forth, little one, explore, have fun!

*Sips coffee*

M'? This? Oh, this is my - Josie's working from home - look.. Keepin' it real. Yeah, I know! xD