Unfortunately, I've always been more excited to talk to a dog than a human. At least I'm aware of my social awkwardness towards conversing with people, but I'm still going to be that person at the party that is on the floor with dog. Doesn't it make more sense to spend your time and attention with something that is going to give it right back unconditionally? That may just be me, but just so you know how awkward I am I will be sharing my comments to these pups if i were to see them in person or what i think they're saying at the moment.
"Please put a sweater on me I'm cold af"
"Let's go home boy-o's thats enough keg stands for one fookin night"
"Treeeeeeaaaaattttsss"
"Gotta get my 8 hours in. Life is ruff."
Puns are always intended, I have no shame. K bye.
