2024-05-10 - Friday - 09:12 PM
Oatmeal First Five, 85 to 89, Forest Grove is where Oatmeal was born; Arnie, M & M; Oatmeal was almost not born, because Peter Rasp was gonna hop on the Titanic; he was born in the Netherlands, not never ever land, he wasn't Peter Pan; urban legend suggested his dad was drunk and got lost like Oatmeal; so they ended up missing the Roy Merrick boat ship; Oatmeal grew up in a trailer park ghetto; he had tubes for ears; he drove around in a tricycle; Treacher Collins, autism, bipolar, A-D-H-D, dyslexia, lactose intolerant, don't got milk; sheep in a play in 87; rode a pony. played drums, did he drown in Seattle; killer carpet flies; Mars saved Rick; river; Rick saved Oatmeal from a car accident; but their mom got hit by an S-U-V; Uh-Wan-Nuh, Cubbies, home school activities; Oatmeal was born in 85, he was staying alive, like that freaking Short Circuit robot, Johnny Five; and if you're alive then join the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server; get in or get out
hard rock punk, gritty melody, powerful electric guitar, raw female voice, Pacific Reggae Ska

2024-05-11 - Saturday - 03:34 PM
Oatmeal First Five, 85 to 89, V.1, Oregon, Seattle, Car Crash, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-10 - Friday - 10:01 PM
Oatmeal Second Five, 90 to 94, Kenni, Elkind, video games, Nintendo Mario, Dusty Sandhagen; Kyle Vanderzanden; what Oatmeal do to Blacky The Dog; who let that dog out; Fleming, Kathy, Katrina, Damien, Tiffany Cumbo, Judy, Jesse, Mexican Tony, Back to the Future 3, Ghost Dad, monkey for Halloween in 1990; Problem Child, Kindergarten Cop; Dick Tracy; Bart Simpson; V-B-S; Darkwing Duck; learned to ride a bike in 91; Ronald McDonald mocked Oatmeal's big feet; chicken Elvis; Batman in Newsies; was Oatmeal banned from Seattle; Fred died; got his legos; Atkins came over; got lost at Disneyland in California in 92; Bhakti, Power Rangers, astronaut, Doubtfire, Mario Time Machine, Super Nintendo; lost at Hagg Lake in 93; Rival Turf for his birthday; piano boy; Star Fox; Cue-Mon Math; Lion King, Flintstones, Star Trek, Little Rascals, possibly Bill Bailey or in later years; Aye-Wan-Nuh, Sparkies, Animaniacs; Richie Rich; Oatmeal had many friends; but Oatmeal was in his head; Oatmeal started thinking about thinking; and you can think too in the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server, click the links in a blink you fool
Raï-Trance Fusion, BPM:140, raw voice, Arabian Melodies, Thumping Bass, Eastern Percussion, rock, piano, guitar, violins

2024-05-11 - Saturday - 03:55 PM
Oatmeal Second Five, 90 to 94, V.1, Indians, Cali, TMNT, Power Rangers, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-10 - Friday - 10:40 PM
Oatmeal Third Five, 95 to 99, Billy Madison, Goofy Movie, Full House, Michelle fell off the horse like Superman; Pocahontas, Power Rangers: The Movie; Indian in the Cupboard, Babe,. Mortal Kombat, karate, Oatmeal played a shepherd in a Christmas play in 95, Water World, press pause; Rick got a camcorder for his birthday; we started filming the goddamn Arnold Attic Home videos with families & friends; Peach; Heaven; Super Mario R-P-G; Independence Day, Jack, Robin Williams; Mario 64, Twisted Metal, Play Station; Tomb Raider; Sim City for Christmas in 96; Ironic Mystic; Action Strip; basketball; Word Of Life Olympians; Awana; Men in Black; building things; taxi bike wagon, tree houses, forts, board games, doll houses, flying skateboards, bowling pin robots, newspaper, fake money, gerbils, mice in trees, Oreo, guinea pig, rolled over, Ra Ra, Skate World, Whiz Bang, Sega, Alan graduated; family reunions, finished children clubs, youth groups, summer camps, W-C-C; California; Seattle Splash; if you want to splash too, then join the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server or drown if you please
heavy metal hard-hitting, fast, sinister, passionate female vocals, choir, band

2024-05-12 - Sunday - 01:53 PM
Oatmeal Third Five, 95 to 99, V.1, Batman, Rangers, Star Wars, Sonic, Mario, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-10 - Friday - 10:52 PM
Oatmeal Fourth Five, 2000 to 2004, Camcorder, Ra Ra, Valentines, I want It, Rick to Prom unlike Oatmeal; Ham Radio; soar with your dreams; Idaho in 2000; bowling, youth groups, high school, welding, art, woods, Bruce Lee, Cast Away, family reunions, Arnold Attic Home Videos; Red Dog, Gangster Run in 2001; Cat's Life, Blair Witch, Bill Bailey, Walter, nine and eleven; Phenomenon; Biology, cooking, she played Oatmeal videos for her classes; frog, Tyler, web design, acted in a play, but Tiffany Cumbo died; but Oatmeal made people laugh at her funeral; Girl's Basketball Manager, Got Integrity, Encouragement Articles, school dances, Cool Kid, Ghetto Joe, Bumbaloe, Billy Breaker, Pocket Ball, S-T-C, Llama basketball champions in 04 in New York; S-W-P; Wool-Bee; Bridal Institute, I mean Bible college; J-J Hipp; Oatmeal fell in love with women; Oatmeal came out of his goddamn turtle shell; and guess what, so can you, come out of your shell in the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server, just click on the link to join the Oatmeal Club everybody
Driving 1980's Disco-pop, melodic, catchy, chorus in minor

2024-05-12 - Sunday - 02:03 PM
Oatmeal Fourth Five, 2000 to 2004, V.1, Ra, FGHS, Pocket, TRC, NYC, Suno & Noisee AI

2024-05-10 - Friday - 11:20 PM
Oatmeal Fifth Five, 2005 to 2009, wool bee, snow camp, did Oatmeal lose his campers on a snow hill, did Oatmeal steal some bagels, did Oatmeal get fired from counseling; Oatmeal was in Bible college in New York, C-M-T, W-C-C, Ric Garland mentioned him, most improved student, Adam Wills, Chris Zuagg, Giddy Brown, J-S-A Trinity, Sarah Cole, Jenna, Ranch, Super Bowl, Xanga, Internet, MySpace, A-B-C, West Virginia, Jen Moore, Matrix, South Carolina, Sawyer Frye, L-4-O-J, Free Geek, Kenni hooked Oatmeal up, Camp Kuratli, Mike Kurtz, Boring, Oregon; Rob Noland, Salvation Army, Revolution Hawaii, Y-M-C-A, volunteered; dark shadows of fate, was it too late, for Cali; woof died, Dick died; Oatmeal was trying to survive; did his father kick him out, P-D-X, Kells, Grout, but then Oatmeal got fired, guitars, Mars, Lincoln Hawk, Spaceman, Long Beach, California; Animals Dying; Quest Center; Agape Church; Nick Littlejohn; Arnold Attic, videos to D-V-D; laptop stolen; iJustine, you can ask I-J; Comcast Wanted Adventure Host; making the world greener one oatmeal at a time; you can help by joining the Oatmeal Club in the goddamn Oatmeal Discord Server
fast aggressive phonk, trumpet, harmonica, passionate Miku voice, catchy

2024-05-12 - Sunday - 02:16 PM
Oatmeal Fifth Five, 2005 to 2009, V.2, WOLBI, L4OJ, ABC, Kuratli, Hawaii, Spaceman, Suno & Noisee AI

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08:12 PM
Oatmeal Discord Fail

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Before I tell how I failed, people can still become admins or even owners in my fan club on Discord, that is a chat room group, Discord is a website and an app similar to Facebook Messenger, Facebook Groups, Twitter X, SnapChat, Telegram, Yahoo, AOL, forums, bulletin boards; video Live Chats on video platforms like TikTok, YouTube, Rumble; you can get out of prison to get image permission in my Discord Server by following instructions in the pinned messages in my server
My server is run by we the people by the people for the people
My name is Oatmeal Joey Arnold, I was born in Oregon, USA; Born in the year 1985; I've been public online doind what I do since at least 1997 or longer; that is these past 27+ years
You might say I blew it in my life with everything I did, didn't do, tried to do, offline, online, on the Internet, in the real world, in different countries, these past 4+ decades, almost half a century now
You might say I gave people bad first impressions as people don't read past headlines as people judge books by covers; as a lot of my work, content, projects, and everything, might be too incomplete, unfinished, isolated, unexplained, unpolished, rough drafts
You might say bridges were burnt regardless of who burned the bridges, you might even say I lit the flames or didn't put out the fires; I've putting out my side of the story of my autobiography, my life story, so you can decide for yourself who's side you want to be on
I'm 39 years old right now; not gonna bore you right now, nor do we have time, with everything I'm doing in my life as I try to finish up some of my older projects, feel free to Google Search me and join in my endeavors as I transition into my 5th decade starting next year in 2025
Thousands of Hours
I might have thousands of hours of content I've published/uploaded these past 27+ years on the world wide web on all the websites not mentioning the 10K+ videos YouTube deleted
I might have over 9,000 hours worth of content on the Internet, if you do the math, at least an average of 300 days per year times at least 30 years, assuming I only had an average of one hour worth of content per day, that is 300 x 30 = 9,000; but the real number is probably over 10K+ hours; each hour is probably 1 GB or more meaning 10+ TB
Purposes for my groups online is to help people help people, to help connect people with people, to entertain, educate, equip, encourage; I welcome people to join to advertise, plug, market, network, make friends, date, debate, voice chat, share content, share links of your own groups within reason; maybe some spam; limited free speech; and the list goes on and on
But you might say I did a bad job of presenting myself online over the years; I might be at fault with some of what happened; but I'd still want you to hear my side of the story as there has been lots of fake news spread about me over the years since like the 1980s; so I'm slowly putting out a documentary autobiography to tell my side of the story as a starting point foundation
People are free to disagree with me; but we should be able to agree on the fact I was born in the year of 1985; I used that random trivia data point as an example of there has to be at least a base of evidence to the basic outline of my life before we can branch off into debate and everything; you can say there were times I sucked as a camp counselor, English teacher in Vietnam, web designer, actor, marketer, writer, student, and the list goes on and on; it might all be fair game as long as we can all agree on a premise as a foundational starting point for the record, for the history books
Homeschooling Club since the 1980s; my older sister had a club in the 1990s, I was in other clubs too since then, I even tried started clubs then; and then I started trying to start having groups on the Internet since at least the 2000s on websites and apps like Xanga, Yahoo, AOL, MySpace, Bebo, Tagged, Couch Surfing, Twitter, forums, blogging sites, Google+; on Facebook since like 2007; and the list goes on and on
Created this Discord Server, this Oatmeal Joey Arnold Text/Voice/Video/Media Chat Room Fan Club Group, in the year 2019, this group is similar to previous groups I made over years on the Internet dating back to at least the 2000s; so I was simply trying to continue to do all of that on as many websites and everything else as possible, the more the better
How To Get Image Permission
Not gonna bore you right now on how you can get image permission simply by joining my Discord Server, by clicking on the pinned messages in the top right corner, by simply following instructions in the pinned messages; most of almost one thousand trolls in this server refused to take five seconds to follow the instructions or to find the secret code
How To Get Out Of Prison
Not gonna bore you right now on how you can get out of prison simply by joining my Discord Server, by clicking on the pinned messages in the top right corner, by simply following instructions in the pinned messages; most of almost one thousand trolls in this server refused to take five seconds to follow the instructions or to find the secret code
How To Become An Admin
Not gonna bore you right now on how you can become an admin simply by joining my Discord Server, by clicking on the pinned messages in the top right corner, by simply following instructions in the pinned messages; most of almost one thousand trolls in this server refused to take five seconds to follow the instructions or to find the secret code
Outlining My Life
Not gonna bore you right now with everything I've done in my life, my failures, successes, what I did, what I didn't do, what I tried doing; I'd need thousands of hours to outline what I did, am doing, want to do; it's tough to summarize life; I want to keep this video under 60 seconds; I was all over the place in my life; you might say I tried too hard to do too much and end up failing many times
My Content Got Typos
Speaking of failure, this video has typos which you can find typos, problems, and many things in my videos, blogs, articles, posts, messages, online, offline, everywhere; I'm always tempted to delete everything as an autistic/bipolar/ADHD/OCD George Lucas Star Wars Perfectionist Clean Freak Organizer freak; but I forced myself to sometimes put out bad content, long story why, we don't have time to talk about all of that right now
First 30 seconds of this video was just introduction to what I wanted to say
Discord Fail
You might say I spent too many years trying to start an Oatmeal Army, I even tried getting Roy to really join Oatmeal World which it seems Roy was never interested in anything beyond surface-level giggles
Discord Fail
It seems that many trolls joined my Discord Server; it seems that no matter what I do, most of the accounts who join are trolls, maybe anonymous, or whatever else; it seems like I ended up wasting my time
Prove Me Wrong
People can try to resurrect/rejuvenate my Discord Server; everyone is welcome to promote/demote everybody all the time to lower and higher positions/roles like mods/admins/guards/gods/etc
Secret Code
I left a secret code in one of my videos today, had you found it, I probably would have made you an owner of this Discord Server, I'll do it again someday just to prove people don't watch my videos or look at my other content beyond the headlines
I'm mostly making this video for myself for the record to let myself know how things were at this moment in my life; but I appreciate people who might look at my content regardless of whether you're a fan, hater, lover, friend, troll, other things, etc
Account Join & Leave
It's amazing how accounts join my server and then leave five seconds later
Invite Clicks
The invite-link was used at least 2,638 times
Members
Members Count is currently at 600
Followers
I got 350K+ Followers, I wrote an article detailing all of that
Unlock Server
Look at the pinned messages at the top-right corner for how to get image permission, how to get out of jail, and how to become an admin
Goodbye Discord Server
Not only is my server not growing fast enough, it's shrinking each day; if you turn this ship around, I'll probably owe you a life debt like Chewy did with Han Solo in Star Wars, I love you, I know; but until then, I should probably focus more of my time on other things; feel free to help me with other things; or do whatever in my groups; or ignore this video like most people do already

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