50,430 + 36,240 + 170,218 + 93,158 = 350,046

Purpose of This Article

Purpose of this article is to show how many followers I might have as of the year of 2024. This article you're reading right now may not prove how many real followers I might have. As of March of 2024, I have 350,046+ followers collectively based on numbers presented on this web page. However, there is overlap with these numbers which makes the total amount of followers less than 350,046. However, at the same, I didn't count every single friend, follower, subscriber, fan, view, audience, viewer, customer, student, etc, meaning the number could be higher. I have hundreds of subscribers across my different 40+ YouTube channels, I included only some of my subscribers from some of my many YouTube channels in the grand total which is 350,046+ followers. I didn't add up every single follower or what have you from every single account, page, and group on Facebook. I didn't add every single account connected to me via email, social media, blockchain, websites, phone, and so on and so forth. On top of that, hundreds of people met me offline if that counts for anything. Many of my accounts on many websites on the Internet were banned over the years meaning the total could be a lot bigger than 350,046+ total followers. Perhaps you could add thousands more to this 350,046+ total number. However, like I said already, there is some overlap to some extent meaning a single follower may follow more than one of my accounts which will result in me counting that one follower as two followers or more. Thus, the question becomes how big is the overlap. Beyond that, how many of my followers are bots, sock puppet alt accounts, catfish accounts, duplicate accounts, ghosted accounts, fake accounts, troll accounts, criminals, spam, and/or whatever else you can think of? Perhaps over 50% of the 350,046+ are bots, duplicates, alts, overlap, etc. So, the real number might be under 100,000 unique human-run accounts. But then many of the 100K may not really be super fans or what have you. So, I say all of that to say not many are gushing over me as of 2023 is my guess. I would add by the way that millions have seen me. I say this because I've been all over online since like 1997 online as in past 26+ years. Was on television in 2010. I've been in videos with others. I've been retweeted by larger accounts on Elon Musk's Twitter X. So, people have seen me for at least one second. You might say I was unable to hook most people to come with me. So, I should edit this web page. I've chosen to be wordy in many of my articles including this one. I may choose to move some of the content from this article to other web pages or what have you in order to shorten this article. Like with many things, this article here of mine will be taken out of context just like others are. I try to put out things for the record for those who might want to know. I've decided to market this number which is pretty big. I'm not exactly saying you should follow me or perhaps not yet. Perhaps I still got a lot of work to do before I can make it big. I sort of wanted to publish this article for fun. I'm split in how I view myself. On one hand, I feel like I should have more followers. On the other hand, I feel like I'm a mess. I'm not going to bore you with the details of my life except to say this 300K number sort of reflects on my success and failure in life. Consider this post as a rough draft outline on this topic. I've included a few links. I've shown my work regarding how I got to the 350,046+ followers number. Consider this to be math class. I used simple math. I simply added up followers I have from different accounts, pages, groups, channels, and what not. Simple addition. Of course the number is fake and pretty inaccurate in some ways in both directions meaning the real number could be smaller or bigger.

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I should not update this page until and only if I hit over one million followers or at least wait over ten years before coming back to this is my suggestion to myself.

There is much overlap within platforms than there is between different platforms. For example, there is a higher probability that one subscriber might be subscribed to two of my channels on YouTube than it is probable that a particular YouTube subscriber might also be my friend on Facebook or other websites as there is to some extent segregation. Yes, many are on both YouTube, Facebook, and so on. But at the same time, many are often only on a few social media networks or perhaps only mostly on one. Therefore, we could assume there is more overlap within websites. So, a more honest total could subtract potential overlap within particular websites. For example, most of my alleged 300K are from Facebook. My main Facebook account has around 5K friends and 21K followers meaning around 21,000 followers if added up. It's safe to assume many of my followers on Facebook do not also follow me on other websites. So, you could perhaps add the followers from the other websites to the total. Of course, there are many dead accounts, fake accounts, alts, duplicates, overlap, etc. So, it's hard to say what the real numbers might be. This is simply the numbers I added up in February and March of 2024. But these numbers are always going up and down as people follow and unfollow and what have you. People come and go.

Perhaps only 1% of the alleged 350,046+ followers are actual real followers of mine which still might be like thousands of real followers depending on what one percent of over three hundred thousand might be and excluding like hundreds to thousands of people who knew me in real life plus possibly thousands more on top of that who perhaps secretly follows me by stealth directly or indirectly by proxy as in a friend of a friend of a friend kind of thing as the outer circles of my alleged followers extends to millions of people all around the world meaning I do have some influence sometimes even if just a little bit.