His Majesty, Crown Prince Tommy of Assholia is a deep mystery.
If I come over when he is in the above position, just wanting to stroke or nuzzle Him, inevitably He will end up hissing at me, biting and scratching the hand that feeds Him.
If, while He looks SO damned adorable sleeping on my bed, and I reach down to stroke or caress, He will tolerate it for a short time, But He will end up biting and scratching, eventually exiting my bed (He has taken to sleeping on the floor NEXT to my bed as if on guard duty)
But just as sure as I breath, let me go from being bitten and chewed upon, then go directly to sit on the potty, and He comes and rolls around my feet purring madly
This morning, I went to my sewing room and started working on hemming some pants (had better success this time too!) and I developed an audience!
I am just His Humble Servant it seems.
by
Jerry E Smith
©12/08/2022
Images and videos taken with
My Cellphone
