A 95 yr old lady announced that she was getting married
For the Fourth time!
The local newspaper thought this would make a good "Human Interest" piece.
So they sent a reporter to interview her.

First Question

The reporter asked her:
You are a 95 yr old lady, married 4 times. Can you tell our readers
About your marriages? What lead you to marry each one?
She answered:

My First Husband was a Banker

My Second Husband was a Circus Ringmaster

My Third Husband was a Preacher,

and my Fourth

Is a Funeral Director

The Answer to the Question

"My Goodness!" the reporter said, "That is quite a variety of
Husbands! How did you come to choose them?"
With a cunning smile, a twinkle in her eye, she said:

"I married One for the Money,

Two for the Show,
Three to get ready, and
Four to Go!"