Q: What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?
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A: Worm your way out of that one, then!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who stopped eating vegetables?
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A: His heart missed a beet.
Q: What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?
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A: Lettuce get together!