Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."

Winner-Take-All Effects in individual competitions can lead to Winner-Take-Most Effects in the larger game of life. From this advantageous position—with the gold medal in hand or with cash in the bank

One man's trash is another Man's treasure? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.

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The bodies of 14 people, discovered in a Mexican pickup truck. They wanted to get in the US. to rest in peace ..

I borrowed to a blind man 100 euros. He said he will pay back me back next time he will see me ....

A helicopter crashed into a cemetery. The cops recovered 437 dead and the pilot had a broken arm.

The barber asks the client: How should i do it to be happy? Free!

-How do you name of the woman who always knows where her husband is? WIDOW !

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word!

What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? “Where’s my Tractor?!”

How manny germans does it takes to screw in a light bulb ? One, they are efficient and not very funny.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn t matter, it s not going to come.