<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2026 22:23:52 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@iwowwe/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Sad xD]]></title><description><![CDATA[Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" 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They wanted to get in the US. to rest in peace ..]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@iwowwe/2rqt3h-twolinejoke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@iwowwe/2rqt3h-twolinejoke</guid><category><![CDATA[twolinejoke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[iwowwe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2017 02:20:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[twolinejoke]]></title><description><![CDATA[I borrowed to a blind man 100 euros. He said he will pay back me back next time he will see me ....]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@iwowwe/6aqndp-twolinejoke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@iwowwe/6aqndp-twolinejoke</guid><category><![CDATA[twolinejoke]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[iwowwe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2017 02:15:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[twolinejoke]]></title><description><![CDATA[A helicopter crashed into a cemetery. 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