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iwowwe

9y

twolinejoke

One man's trash is another Man's treasure? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

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iwowwe

9y

twolinejoke

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.

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iwowwe

9y

I bet and i'll win!!!

I bet and i'll win!!!

I bet 5 upvotes that you won't follow me )))))

iwowwe

9y

twolinejoke

The bodies of 14 people, discovered in a Mexican pickup truck. They wanted to get in the US. to rest in peace ..

wiseagent

12h

“Crystal Lake”, the hell is here.

“Crystal Lake”, the hell is here.

This publication was also writen in SPANISH and PORTUGUESE. IMDb One of the most anticipated projects by horror fans (mainly because it is based on a movie that has been part of the genre’s elite since

iwowwe

9y

twolinejoke

I borrowed to a blind man 100 euros. He said he will pay back me back next time he will see me ....

iwowwe

9y

twolinejoke

A helicopter crashed into a cemetery. The cops recovered 437 dead and the pilot had a broken arm.

iwowwe

9y

twolinejoke

The barber asks the client: How should i do it to be happy? Free!

iwowwe

9y

twolinejoke

-How do you name of the woman who always knows where her husband is? WIDOW !

xrayman

2d

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Anyone who knows me in real life knows that I’m someone who fears cognitive changes, limitations, and, to a certain extent, the “normal” aging process. I have a degenerative disease that can, directly

iwowwe

9y

twolinejoke

Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word!

iwowwe

9y

twolinejoke

What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? “Where’s my Tractor?!”

iwowwe

9y

twolinejoke

How manny germans does it takes to screw in a light bulb ? One, they are efficient and not very funny.

iwowwe

9y

twolinejoke

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn t matter, it s not going to come.