[Refined Humor]thug's good deed

A thug stood at the bar who had so much misbehaved.

judge : "You cannot be extenuated circumstances at all in the examination of your offense because of your doing something evil wherever you go.  Do you have any last words before I pronounce sentence?"

thug : "I performed just one good deed gratified people."

judge : "Really?"

thug : "Of course sir! When I had said I would move to a strange place, the world and his wife..

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raised a cheer."

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