Master Cleanse (Lemon-aid Diet) Recipe

6-12 glasses per day:

by Stanley Burroughs

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Everybody has to add their 2 cents. I am going to follow Stanley Burroughs' plan to the letter.
The original book.

I have been thinking about this for a while, and decided to start today. I have had this book for many years but was always too afraid to use it.

My friend Todd is going to start it with me, after Christmas - till New Years. I will hopefully continue on till the 3rd, at least, which will be 10 days. It's good to do it with a buddy.

You can jump on now if you want...

I have been drinking Ginger Lemon Water for about 3 weeks and have dropped 12 lbs while eating my regular diet, of organic vegetables and meat. I have wanted to be a vegetarian/vegan for a long time now but have had a lot of trouble with the transition - being sick, feverish, etc. They say it's because I have type O negative blood, but I think that might be BS and I think I have a lot of parasites in my gut that I am hosting. I am going to go for it anyway - and now that I don't have to work, I can just be sick and be fine with it.

The concoction:

So, I made the juice of 4 organic lemons (seems like that equals 12 Tblsp's) using a lemon/lime press I got at the Mexican grocery a while back;

2/3 cup of Grade A (formerly Grade B) organic maple syrup (which was $41 for 64 oz, by the way), and just a hair over 1/2 tsp of organic cayenne pepper. The Bill was high - but I am not going to be eating food for 10 or more days so it will turn out to be reasonable - the lemons were $2.49 a lb and I will have to use 4 per day so that will be the most expensive daily add-on - $3.32 per day.

I boiled 60 oz reverse osmosis water in a pot and poured it in the pot with the concoction. Then drank it all day. It is absolutely DELICIOUS. I have heard that the cayenne will get hotter and hotter through the day, once you put it in. I did not notice that but it was a bit hot to start with. Next batch I will use a level 1/2 tsp.

Job Prob

Today, I got fired from my job, it seems. My car broke down on Thursday, during the snow-day and my job told me that I need to take a cab, at my expense, to my client's house this Tuesday and I said "No!" - I am assuming they will fire me, because they put the guilt trip on me, saying "he's in hospice and we don't have anyone else because it's Christmas!" - Well then, I guess you will have to pay my cab fare. We must put the oxygen mask over our nose and mouth first, before we can help others! Remember that! People doing these unreasonable requests to keep a slave-owner is what makes these douche-bags act this way. We have to train them!

My point-of-view is that they should be punished for Medicaid fraud for sending us out to do a job we are not trained to do, not paying us a living wage to maintain our vehicles, and then the family and the employee get screwed if anything goes wrong! They are all about money! I know that Bert will get the care he needs - God will take care of that -

So now I have some free time to cleanse and get the car taken care of - probably with Bitcoin, I hope. And besides that, Bert's son, Bert Jr., started flirting & propositioning me last week (he's married) to Tina. Here's a link to my post about them. Just horrifying! Natural Law will take care of these assholes - all of them! And it will take care of me too! As it has been!

Last night I did a DJ gig for a birthday part and I ate a meal of very rich foods that was DE-LI-CIOUS !!! but it made me so ill that I decided to do the cleanse today - I was up all night pooping my brains out after this meal -and I recognize that I am a host:

Helminths, Cestodes, & Protozoa

the parasites that live in my gut were screaming for me to eat that food - and then they just raised HECK in my colon...so no better time to do the cleanse.

I feel so horrible today... I will say... I am going to use the morning the salt-water flush instead of the laxative tea at night, though, because my gut does not like laxatives.

Poop

It is suggested that you drink 2 tsps noniodized salt in a quart of clean water first thing in the morning - on an empty stomach, since you are not eating fiber, so you can poop or take laxative tea in the morning and night.

My gut is MESSED UP! I have IBS sometimes, and I always used to have that as a child. But now, maybe, I can really give the vegan thing a go - once and for all! And kill the bad parasites in my gut, by starving them to death so they won't crave dead animal flesh.

We'll see if I make it. I have done a 10-day juice fast before, so it is not such a shock to my psychology to "not eat".

To Break Fast

Day 1 Assessment

I was hungry for a little while there, but right now I feel pretty good and it's about time for bed soon. I am hoping this will get rid of the insomnia, the hanging moles, the leg cramps, the scalp exzcema, the mood swings, and the cravings, plus I have a rash on my skin that looks like my pores are bump, and I want to get off coffee!!! I have been in adrenal exhaustion for years and so today, I did drink about a quarter of a cup of my strong coffee that I drink, but that was all I could drink - which I think is GREAT!!!!