Set phasers to stun, said the attractive people.
We were stunned at their benevolence, only injuring us slightly, instead of taking our lives as they had every right to do.
The Star Trekker beamed all the cotton candy down to the sick and dying clowns. With last gasps, they rolled in it, becoming unicorns with smart ideas and even smarter eyes.
"It's too bad we can't wear sad clown faces anymore," thought the unicorns, "but at least we have these horns now to make up for it."
How in the world did you tell a story less sensical that the one that was told by a dozen different brains? Easy. Also untrue. At least there are only new characters every third sentence instead of every other sentence.
Said the candy corn.
Wouldn't it make more sense to just at least put those words into the mouths of the cotton candy? Silly narrator, Cotton Candy goes in mouths, not mouths go in cotton candy.
I beg to differ. Scary clowns chop up people and spin sugar out of them, their mouths included, so if you eat scary clown cotton candy, there is mouths in it.
Eat that, Grammar Aristocracy!
Eat cotton candy and singular verbs with plural nouns. Eat lists without commas purple without red and sciatica!
eat a load of punctuation
eat mispelling
eAt misCapitaLization
enjoy the misery of others
WHOO woo.
