Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is dogs!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
I recommend that my punsters take a look at the guide linked above and below, and, rather than using the word for the week’s topic itself as a part of the punchline, using that word in the setup to pay off a related word in the punchline.
The prize will go this week to 
When puppies get annoyed, I laugh, and that makes them even more furry-ious
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
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