Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is herbal remedies
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How’s THIS:
Herbal Remedies
For example:
An herbal remedy walks into her grandma's house, sobbing, and grandma says is this about a boy? Some dandy lion? Let's get to the root of this. I'll kava his head in.
Ooh, no darling, I was just kidding. I'm all bark. Well, I mean maybe just a little bonking. I will "ow" him. Oh, honey. Spill the ti. Tell your troubles to noni. Why won't you tell me what's going on? Oh, Lena. Does someone you love have a tumor? ick! No? Sorry to make such a wild guess! Oh, the fellow gargles? Not a full gargle? Just a garl? ICK!
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