Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Hannukah!
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
Hannukah
As in,
The Hannukah celebrants wanted to watch a basketball game. There was a boring NBA game on one channel, and an exciting, ferocious WNBA game on another. They used the remote to flick back and forth and high light the Men or RAH!
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