Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is love!
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
love
As in,
My wife and I have combined finances. We share all the burdens and delights of supporting our family. Of course my love for my wife is the kind the Greeks would described as selfless, sacrificial, unconditional, but I also love her ‘cause when she gets paid, Agape, you know?
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