Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Canada!
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
Canada
As in,
Why can’t you stay hydrated on the eastern side of Canada? Because they’re outta wa..ter.
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