Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is houses!
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
Houses
As in
Caw! You want you buy this house? Caw! You need a third party to hold the money for you until all the paperwork is signed? Caw! You want ME to do it? Caw! I’m so flattered! Caw! Yes, Crow, YES CROW!
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