Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is bed
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
Bed
As in
When Bed, Bath and Beyond got in trouble for jacking up their prices on bedding during the power outage, they tried to shirk their responsibility with a generic apology and a “we’re not liable for anything” blanket statement.*
*Dear Bed Bath and Beyond. This is a joke. I don’t think you’ve ever gotten in trouble for such a thing. This is a joke. Don’t sue me for libel. I’m not saying you did this really. It’s a joke. A bad joke? Maybe. But just a joke because I was trying to work “blanket statement” into a pun, and you’re the most obvious bedding store.
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