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Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is horses.
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@amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original workHere is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
Horses
As in
Horses get married funny. It’s two horses and someone to officiate, usually probably a religious dude. And then instead of putting the ring on their fingers, since they don’t have fingers, they put it on the pastern!
(Is that funny? Does pastern sound enough like pastor that you got an image of putting a ring on a pastor?)
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