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Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is toys.
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
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@amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original workHere is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
I keep giggling at May Baleen, so 
toys
As in,
My son is a very slow eater. It’s because we let him bring toys to the table. When we have Indian food, he spends the whole meal playing with his dals.
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