Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Mixed Nuts.
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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
How’s THIS:
Mixed nuts
As in,
What did the peanut say to the cashew? Gesundheit.
Bada bing you been punned... see, because "cashew" sounds like "achoo", which is the sound we make when we sneeze and Gesundheit is what you say when someone sneezes, and it's not a great pun, but that's why it's the example pun.
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