Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Thanksgiving (gotta get them in BEFORE, so we’re all ready to deliver the puns at dinner).
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:cmplxty:rayius:doctorcrypto:dunstuff:ablaze
How’s THIS:
Whoopee! Look at all the oldtimers returning, and even a new whippersnapper!
Today’s win goes to 
Thanksgiving
As in
My family LOVES Barry Manilow. I don’t, but I want to fit in, so the night before the big meal, I, as I’m prepping the dish I bring, Cram Barry.
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