make a pun about the topic of the week,
the topic is St. Patrick’s Day,
here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
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Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
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No rookies!
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What pun was your favorite?
No votes, just the onester punster...
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It’s still season two.
Where is everyone else?
See 
Our entrants were:
Our winners were
St. Patrick’s Day
As in,
When deciding whether to go out on St. Patrick’s Day, you have to weigh the pros and lepre-cons.
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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