(Please note, I’m changing prizes temporarily. Sorry! Hive price has gone wild, which is great, but has changed financial decisions a bit! See the prize section for details. Not for the prizes awarded today from last week, of course, but for this week’s contest, whose prizes will be awarded next week)
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Zoo.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from theabsolute:quinnertronics:wrestlingdesires:cmplxty:rayius:rentmoney
How’s THIS:
rentmoney!
Zoo
As in
Which animal laughs even more cruelly than a hyena? The Jeer affe.
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