Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Halloween again again! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Halloween again! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Halloween Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Butterflies Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is honeybees Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

For Who is the lawyer? This is the last resort. It's the apocalypse. Folks have mainly all died. But the ones who are left found this resort on an otherwise deserted island and are hunkered down here.

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is herbal remedies Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going,

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is moods again, since we got no entries last week! I’ve got nine examples for you all today. (at the bottom) Here's

For Rank it! Air conditioning: 7/10 Tables: 8/10 Human bodies (mine): 6/10 Human bodies (in general): 10/10 Human bodies (mine, excluding mortality and fragility): 10/10 I like human bodies. I really do.

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is moods! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For i vory tower vory vore eee vor oh bother vor I had a clever thought and lost it on the way to my fingers i vor Ivar's in Seattle. I vers I vaahhhrs i dunno ivory tower the childlike empress in the

Things I think I want to do today, but probably won't! Edit together my video of me getting better at juggling pins! Make a newsletter email of all my upcoming shows! Write my trivia! Work on stand-up

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is holidays! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

As I wander through the porcelain orchards, I seek fruit-bearing toilet trees. My wife heard me say something like that, and she thought I plucked it ripe and ready-made from a poet tree. But that wasn't

For I love playing horseshoes. I love a little easygoing game. I love a little bit of movement and being around folks and nothing being hard. That's what horseshoes feels like. Horseshoes have a very

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Birds! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Soda! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

I have a friend who was trying to put government spending into ideological buckets. Like "healthcare spending is socialism", "tech sector investment spending is capitalism". In my strong

Welcome to Punday Monday! Take 2! I know you have Wisconsin puns within you. Bring them out to play! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Wisconsin! Here's how to make a pun,

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Wisconsin! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send