Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is monks! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is internet! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Maps! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For Flea surgeon Don't wanna BE Surgeon It's too scar-Y surgeon To do it on ME surgeon I get so afraid of the scalpels and pins Run away from the exposed shins Not a day goes by that I don't fear flesh

August 2024 which is a sense of loss and grief. A sadness that my kid will not know the brilliant man my father was, and that some of his knowledge is, in fact, lost forever. Yes, the sauce I make with

Yes we are. HA HAHA Oof! Halal Grill. The grill has fire inside. It has smoke especially if the grease drips down. I can burn clean though sometimes. Sometimes people who make food on the grill don’t eat

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is summer! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For I admire...me. What am I talking about? I'm not trying to brag. I'm trying to be bold. I'm making a decision, and then feeling afraid of it. Where's the fear from? Here is the... Oh my. Ok. Here's

To my I am in favor of sending things to my Of giving things to my child fund for paying for stuff To my There once was a beautiful tree. It gave things and it took things. It asked the sun "give

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Coffee! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

For Zomg. What are all the stereotypes? ALL OF THEM Jocks are dumb is one... one that is, in general, demonstrably false. Like, not to rag on anyone else, but I think it's pretty well-demonstrated that

I believe ha. worlf I believe in giving according to your ability and taking according to your need. Especially easy to live by these rules when the giving or the taking do not diminish me nor you. When

For You know what's a big lifestyle choice? Doing things in your lifestyle that are stylistic choices and that have no nooooonooonnnnnooo noo Boo bear is a c=sc school bear Hoo boy hoo beay poo bear the

For We can't import it. I guess before I start really focusing on that prompt, I want to bleh out all my blehiness. Bleeehh. It's been a ... not stressful exactly, but It's been hard to feel ready to go

There are people in the world who don't live by the credo "an injury to one is an injury to all". Some of those people benefit materially from their willingness to separate themselves from their

For He'll have to beg for his bone. There's no way for him to get it otherwise. Oh. Shera was wrong. His bone was right there a moment ago. It fell from his mouth. He picked it up without missing a beat.

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is peaches! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

I have often dismissed smart people who thought we were heading for WW3. Not because I didn't think it was possible, but because I couldn't wrap my mind around it. But... Nuclear powers are involved in

I think seeing drag queens at storytime will influence your life choices. You might not be as quick to preach hate against drag queens. That's a life choice that I think seeing drag queens volunteering

brainstorm Imagining a short that involves someone doing the thing that I think liberals might despise, like ... Destroying a cop car? Dearresting someone? Then a sliding doors idea where we see how the