For He'll have to beg for his bone. There's no way for him to get it otherwise. Oh. Shera was wrong. His bone was right there a moment ago. It fell from his mouth. He picked it up without missing a beat.

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is peaches! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

I have often dismissed smart people who thought we were heading for WW3. Not because I didn't think it was possible, but because I couldn't wrap my mind around it. But... Nuclear powers are involved in

I think seeing drag queens at storytime will influence your life choices. You might not be as quick to preach hate against drag queens. That's a life choice that I think seeing drag queens volunteering

brainstorm Imagining a short that involves someone doing the thing that I think liberals might despise, like ... Destroying a cop car? Dearresting someone? Then a sliding doors idea where we see how the

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is elephants! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send

For You have a good sleep? I can't relate. Man, what's my deal? Maybe when I come back from Montana, I'll start using my sleep apnea device. I wonder what my deal is. Oh, the other day I got so much sleep.

As an adult-diagnosis ADHD kid, I was so confused by my teachers all talking about how I had great potential that I wasn't fulfilling, and I was frustrated. I didn't understand that other people's brains

For This is the finger buffet. Take as many fingers as you like. We have chicken fingers and fish fingers. Also people fingers. Those ones aren't for eating. You can tap your fingers. Or even dance with

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Betwixt this I performed I'm very sleepy. 5:30 am is not enough time for my body to recover but it was, regardless, lovely.

Why? This could be a recommendation, but does it need to be a requirement? If another global pandemic hits, does that mean we can't have support meetings without going through the whole rigamarole of changing

For Nothing about the fingertip lacks sensitivity. It has as much as...well... I suppose it's not sensitive to flavors or smells. And emotionally resonant information for my brain, if it only gets told

Welcome to Punday Monday! I dunno what's happening, folks. Perhaps my regulars have been AFK. But there've been no puns submitted for two weeks! We had a lovely 3 day weekend, so Punday Monday falls on

I'm excited that, thanks to the dedication of my kids' school's parent volunteers, staff and community members, six garden beds for the school have been assembled! The volunteers have three steps left:

My favorite kind of laugh, or at least the one that I feel like I've identified a lot lately, at least when it comes to watching something, is seeing people who are having fun with each other. I think

It's open mic night! I'm excited for all your Terri 'tories There is a cover charge, but it's totally worth is because the Terri Bull is up next. He's going to tell some Terri Fic I'm hoping this works.

When we're doing things that hurt people because we want to change their behavior (which I think morally we shouldn't do in the first place, but setting that briefly aside), it is absurd that we don't

If I were me, but 16 in 2025 And I had all the dreams of being a professional actor that I did when I was 16, There may be a couple of different paths I would follow. I would practice writing sketch comedy

Welcome to Punday Monday! There were zero puns submitted last week, so let's try again! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Famous Melissas again! To get you started, some